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[She rubs at her nose with the back of her gloved hand before she steps closer to Wade and stretches up on her toes, studying him carefully and making especially sure not to touch him as she does so.] Mhm, mhm, mhm. Mmmhm. Interesting…yeah, okay…I got nothing. Demon possessions I can deal with but this? Not exactly something I’ve seen before. [Stepping down, she rubs the back of her neck and exhales slowly as she takes a few steps back.] The only thing I could think of is, well, I could take her but…I dunno, I’m still kinda messed up from that big job a few months ago. I don’t think my head could take it.

{That’s okay, honey, the necromancer said that Wade’s head is empty enough for two!}

-Deadpool instinctively leans away from JJ before deciding it’s best to let her do her job. When Preston speaks again, the mercenary frowns, he huffs, and then wishes that the voice in his head wasn’t able to somehow communicate with the ghost whisperer in the room.-

Well, I guess it’s back to lookin’ at old books and hanging around with Ben Franklin’s ghost until we find some other solution.

[JJ can’t help but grin at that though she hides it well by covering her mouth with her hand and coughing loudly. Then, listening to Wade, she nods weakly and the corners of her mouth gradually tug down into a frown.]

I’d recommend hitting the grimoires. I mean, I’m no witch but there’s a great little place in NYC called the Rigby Family Apothecary, the witch there’ll hit you up with a few books about this kind of…problem. Wait—heeey, did you say Benjy? Tell him I say hi.

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Heh. If I didn't know any better, I would've gotten the feeling you couldn't resist but to "follow me" back. It is quite alright though, dear. I understand perfectly.

…Whaaaaat?

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Well when a bumbling necromancer wishes that he didn’t cause the deaths of several hundred civillians and even more trained S.H.I.E.L.D agents, that bumbling necromancer sometimes decides t’cram one of the agents into the mental mercenary’s headspace to keep her alive until we can stuff her someplace else.

{How eloquently put, you should write a book. The sympathy is just oozing from you.}

[Again, JJ just stares with her mouth slightly open and promptly covers her eyes with her palm.] Ooooh, loooord, that’s bad that’s very bad. [She pauses, moving her hand and slowly starts smiling.] Ooooohohoho, I like her.

Of course it’s bad, I’ve got another voice in my head which ain’t supposed to be there!

{This place is a wreck anyway, no wonder other voices haven’t established themselves. They’d get lost in all this junk.}

Preston, you try havin’ an unstable cellular structure and see how you cope an’ if you don’t like my head then, please, leave. 

{I wish I could!}

JJ, I’ve been lookin’ all over for some stupid cure for this… ailment… but I got squat; you ever seen anything as demented as this before?

[She rubs at her nose with the back of her gloved hand before she steps closer to Wade and stretches up on her toes, studying him carefully and making especially sure not to touch him as she does so.] Mhm, mhm, mhm. Mmmhm. Interesting…yeah, okay…I got nothing. Demon possessions I can deal with but this? Not exactly something I’ve seen before. [Stepping down, she rubs the back of her neck and exhales slowly as she takes a few steps back.] The only thing I could think of is, well, I could take her but…I dunno, I’m still kinda messed up from that big job a few months ago. I don’t think my head could take it.

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-Deadpool stares on as JJ animatedly explains, a grin tugging at his lips. When he mentions the development he swallows a breath and chuckles nervously.-

[She means you, dummy.] {What? How?} 

JJ here is a paranormal ghosty speaker person, can communicate with the dead. I mean, technically Preston isn’t dead ‘cause she’s totally alive inside my heart and my head. -Deadpool snorts.- She got crammed in there during issue 6.

[JJ just stares in confused silence, one brow raising and slowly raises her hand to her temple and rubs it in circles to dull the already fast approaching headache.]

I can hear the lady. [She rubs at her eyes, groans tiredly and frowns.] How did that happen?

Well when a bumbling necromancer wishes that he didn’t cause the deaths of several hundred civillians and even more trained S.H.I.E.L.D agents, that bumbling necromancer sometimes decides t’cram one of the agents into the mental mercenary’s headspace to keep her alive until we can stuff her someplace else.

{How eloquently put, you should write a book. The sympathy is just oozing from you.}

[Again, JJ just stares with her mouth slightly open and promptly covers her eyes with her palm.] Ooooh, loooord, that’s bad that’s very bad. [She pauses, moving her hand and slowly starts smiling.] Ooooohohoho, I like her.

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notexactlyaghostbuster said: Oh my god, Guy—![She laughs, patting his back gently.] Careful, you’ll break my back. Agh, I know, I know. Work got a little…too much for me, let’s leave it at that. But I’m back now! Obviously not for long if my circulation gets any more cut off.

You should have known what you were getting into when you brought that basket. *pulls away to get a better look at her* All your limbs are attached.  Good. Good…

I know, I know. But I couldn’t resist a hug from my favourite fuzzbutt. Even if it was a little life threatening. [She grins, waving her arms to prove his point before shoving them in her pockets.] Still there. And you’re lucky no skin touched skin. That would’ve sucked for both of us.

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Never apologise for asking questions, man. They keep me grounded and trust me, I need it. Yep, correctamundo, it just keeps going and going and going. [She rolls her wrist as she lists the goings.] Huh, there’s a question. Hasn’t happened yet but I suppose I’d just get a glimpse of what it is to come, provided I touched them. [She stops rolling her wrist, holding her hand up and wiggling her fingers.] Skin-to-skin contact, y’know? It’s a real bitchslapper.

And questions usually get me in trouble. [He fakes a pout, but it breaks into a grin almost immediately.] Totally worth it, though. [He nods.] That would probably be a headache and a half, I’m guessing, as interesting as seeing something’s potential would be. Could be worth it. Depending on what or who it is. [He rubs the back of his neck.] I couldn’t begin to imagine how difficult it probably is.

Ah—well, not here. It’s a trouble free zone when I’m involved. Usually. Okay, not usually. Rarely but it’s never been because of people asking questions. Yet, at least. [Snorting, JJ nods once and briefly touches her fingers to the side of her head on instinct before shoving her hand back into her pocket.] Yeah, it kinda is. [She works her mouth, twisting it to the side as she considers that.] It…yeah, it’s difficult. Really difficult with my line of work and living somewhere steeped in history and full of people but…I dunno, sometimes I hate it—I really, really hate it—and other times it’s the best. It’s, uh, it’s pretty confusing. Bewildering’s the word, actually.

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Jinkies, it’s been great! Weeeeeeell. Not too great. A job a few months ago really took it outta me, I’ve been staying with my parents for the last month or so while I [Airquotes.]”Recovered”. But, [She rolls back on her heels, hands in her pockets and shrugs.] I’m back in my own place and back to work. How about you? Any shocking new developmen—…Yoooo, that is a pretty shocking new development, woah.

-Deadpool stares on as JJ animatedly explains, a grin tugging at his lips. When he mentions the development he swallows a breath and chuckles nervously.-

[She means you, dummy.] {What? How?} 

JJ here is a paranormal ghosty speaker person, can communicate with the dead. I mean, technically Preston isn’t dead ‘cause she’s totally alive inside my heart and my head. -Deadpool snorts.- She got crammed in there during issue 6.

[JJ just stares in confused silence, one brow raising and slowly raises her hand to her temple and rubs it in circles to dull the already fast approaching headache.]

I can hear the lady. [She rubs at her eyes, groans tiredly and frowns.] How did that happen?

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Heeeeeeey, stranger!

 JJ ol’ buddy ol’ friend ol’ pal! How’s it been helping those ghosts lately? Ain’t seen you around in a while, must be busy.

Jinkies, it’s been great! Weeeeeeell. Not too great. A job a few months ago really took it outta me, I’ve been staying with my parents for the last month or so while I [Airquotes.]”Recovered”. But, [She rolls back on her heels, hands in her pockets and shrugs.] I’m back in my own place and back to work. How about you? Any shocking new developmen—…Yoooo, that is a pretty shocking new development, woah.



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